Grape Stomping Gifts

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Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

"My husband makes this wine."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Nouveau wine

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'House red please.'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Premier Cru

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'

'You know why he married a vintner's daughter? He thought she was di-vine.'

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

"The first few weeks of my diet were spent just trying to find my feet."

'Stay outta the sun, kids...'

'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'