Grape Stomping Gifts

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Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

"My husband makes this wine."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

'House red please.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Premier Cru

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'

'Harry, you have impeccable qualifications. I'm pleased to offer you the position of Master Wine Maker.'

'You know why he married a vintner's daughter? He thought she was di-vine.'

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'