Grape Stomping Adventurer Mugs

'Who's the new guy?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Wine Lovers