Grape Stomper Wannabe Mugs

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

Nouveau wine

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"My husband makes this wine."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

'House red please.'

Premier Cru

Champagne area.

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

Creative labeling

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.