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'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'

The world at stake...

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'I'll meet your carbon output and lower you two units.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

I think you're ace

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

European Space Agency.

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

Recycling basketballs

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'What am I going to do now that I've won the lottery? Stay in the contracting until it runs out.'

'But I've got potential. I bought 2 lottery tickets yesterday.'

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'Instead of going to that boring museum for a class trip, I suggest we go to the World Series of Poker. I'm sure the rest of the class won't mind.'

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

"I lost my wife."

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."