Green Baller T-Shirts

Recycling basketballs

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Basketball

'The grudge match.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

The world at stake...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Give Chlorophyll.

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

'He's had so many transplants that he's geing featured in next years garden catalog.'

Watering a plant in the rain.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

Leaflet

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

Basketball championship games in the future.

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'Well, if none of you have anything to say we may as well knock off early and go home.'