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"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Basketball

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Working Out

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Recycling basketballs

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

'Well, if none of you have anything to say we may as well knock off early and go home.'

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'Tennis'

Basketball championship games in the future.

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

'Go ahead, Calvin. Get yourself killed. I've warned you a million times about dribbling in traffic.'

Heavenly basketball player

Budget surplus in Canada.

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

Near Record Cold

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Your assignment, should you accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.