Winged Baller T-Shirts

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Bumble Bee

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Basketball

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

The hummingbird's hum.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Before and After Tattoos.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

White Naped Crane

A ball's best case scenario.

'Tennis'

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."