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A ball's best case scenario.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

Golf Ball Meatball

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Foot Golf

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'