Winged Golf Ball Enthusiast Gifts

A ball's best case scenario.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'Are you sure it's ours?'

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Golf Ball Meatball

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

Foot Golf

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'I still can't believe my wife gave me a sand wedge for my birthday...' (colour)