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'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

High-gravity baseball

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

Hysterically laughing monster.

Rutger Shower

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"