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'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Robotic Man

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You left this on our ship."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."