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"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Go team!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Hair Crop Circle

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

High-gravity baseball

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'