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High-gravity baseball

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Robotic Man

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

The Missing Sock Returns

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Time Machine Collision

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."