Sci-fi Sports Fan Gifts

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Hair Crop Circle