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The Bacteria Bowl

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Is it that bad?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

350 Feet.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."