Cosmic Sports Fan Gifts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Football planet.

World Cup Universe.

God plays golf

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

The Bacteria Bowl

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'This won't hurt a bit...'

Heaven Security Checks.

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Moon Dog at earth.

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'