Cosmic Sports Fan Gifts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Football planet.

God plays golf

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

The Bacteria Bowl

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'This won't hurt a bit...'

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

Heaven Security Checks.

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

Moon Dog at earth.

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"You need glasses, dear."

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'Uh oh. Assteroids.'

'I found twelve hostile life forms. Several of them are fairly close to you.'