Cosmology Fan Gifts

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Think Tank

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"It could never work between us."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Moon and Star

Astronaut

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Stephen Hawking

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

Day One, NASA

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

The Dawn of Time.