Cosmic Catastrophe Fan Gifts

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

'Cosmic!'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Eye Opener

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I still want grandchildren.

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

'So should I bother with dinner?'

A shark swims into a desert island.

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

Heard you died

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

the end is high...

Singing in the rain...

'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

The end is near merchandise store

Dinosaur laughing at another being hit by small meteorite.

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

Welcome space dinosaurs

An ant holds a plackard saying 'The End is Near' - and someone is about to sit on him.