Cosmic Catastrophe Fan T-Shirts

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Cosmic!'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"I still want grandchildren.

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

Eye Opener

'So should I bother with dinner?'

A shark swims into a desert island.

the end is high...

Heard you died

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

The end is near merchandise store

Dinosaur laughing at another being hit by small meteorite.

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

Welcome space dinosaurs

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

An ant holds a plackard saying 'The End is Near' - and someone is about to sit on him.