Cosmic Coincidence Fan T-Shirts

'Cosmic!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Tiny Visions

He looks so natural lying there...

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'Mystery egg.'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

Eye Opener

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.