Cosmic Chicken Fan T-Shirts

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Dogs and Chickens

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

A Migrating Chicken

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Cosmic!'

"Why have you come over here?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Eye Opener

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Battery Chicken.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."