Cosmic Caffeine Fan T-Shirts

Eye Opener

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Cosmic!'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

The Mars Rover...

Designated smoking area of the gods

God plays golf

'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'

Football Spaceship

"Well, I'm glad we finally found a place to dump those old things."

'I said 'Capistrano', you idiot.'

Football planet.

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'