Celestial Snack Fan T-Shirts

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Eye Opener

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Cow Cow Plops.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

You're late!

I'm afraid of heights.

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Earth Going Viral

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'