Celestial Snack Fan Gifts

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Do you want fries with that?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Cow Cow Plops.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Eye Opener

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

You're late!

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

Earth Going Viral

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

The God's football

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'