Celestial Canine Fan Gifts

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Santa Dog

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

The Rolling Bones

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You wish, Timmy.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

I'm afraid of heights.

The Mars Rover...

"How's the new job?"

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

Cult films!

Earth Going Viral

Solid Geometry Dog.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

A yellow dog