Canine Calculus Fan Gifts

Solid Geometry Dog.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Museum of Bones

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

No Dogs.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"I admire your dogged determination."

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'