Canine Calculus Fan T-Shirts

Solid Geometry Dog.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"I admire your dogged determination."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"