Canine Commencement Fan T-Shirts

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Santa Dog

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Pets christmas tree

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"How's the new job?"