Canine Commencement Fan Pillows

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Museum of Bones

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"How's the new job?"

"Tag. . . you're it!"