Graduation Ceremony Fan Pillows

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Joe Biden

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Day one, post grad

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Now Firing.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'We have to pay back our loans?'

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

'Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"