Graduation Fans Pillows

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Now Firing.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

A credit to his species...

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

I'm a fully qualified grazer!