Graduation Fan Pillows

I'm a fully qualified grazer!

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Joe Biden

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Easter bunny Island.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Cleaner and sculpture

"Clever girl."

Taking selfies at the kelpies

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"