Graduation Fan Gifts

I'm a fully qualified grazer!

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Joe Biden

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Easter bunny Island.

Medical school graduation gowns.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Cleaner and sculpture

"Clever girl."

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

Medical School Graduations.

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!