Graduation Ceremony Fan Gifts

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

'Hmph. College kids.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Joe Biden

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

Now Firing.

Obedience School Graduation.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

'We have to pay back our loans?'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.'

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'