Inauguration Fan Gifts

Joe Biden

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

French Animal Noises.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Knight Supplies

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Cleaner and sculpture

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Knight relieving himself.

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

France.

"I'd like to thank...."

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'Wow. What a party animal!'

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

I'm a fully qualified grazer!

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

O'Keefe.

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

Codpiece Stand

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'