Dog Chatter Fan Pillows

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

No littering...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'We should talk more.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

Parrot annoying dog.

Pets christmas tree

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'