Dog Chatter Fan Gifts

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

No littering...

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Santa Dog

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'We should talk more.'

Animal immigration

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

No Dogs.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

Pets christmas tree

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'