Canine Cruising Fan Pillows

'I told him to keep his head in the car, and Heaven knows I didn't see that road sign coming either...'

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Museum of Bones

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

An Eyeliner.

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"How's the new job?"

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

Confidence.

'Merry Christmas!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'