Parachuting Canine Fan Pillows

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Animal immigration

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pets christmas tree

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

How the other half live.

'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'