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'If Leibniz found himself struggling with notation he would often break for a biscuit. Usually a fig Newton.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Dead Funny

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

The Da Vinci Cod

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Juggler and Illusionist

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Science Fair Judgements

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Free Radicals.