Calculus Fan T-Shirts

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"We're following Carrot Top."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

The Da Vinci Cod

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

You're my Venus

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.