Mathematics Fan T-Shirts

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Bright idea

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Life and Death

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Newton Discovers Gravity

Science And Society 1923

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'I found another pothole.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Formula.