Mathematical Mishap Fan T-Shirts

Maths Fail

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

COVID-19 dime

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Water Department Flood

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

This sucks

When Butt-dialers Talk

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,