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"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Discus accidents.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Sling

'Holy shit!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Maths Fail

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Gesundheit!"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Sorry, not sorry.

The Off-Tones

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

Slapstick

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'