Music Mishap Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

spellchecker

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Two hunters and a near miss

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"Gesundheit!"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Man shot in the legs

The Off-Tones

Sorry, not sorry.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

I hate karaoke nights.

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

This end up - You idiot.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'