Music Mishap Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Gesundheit!"

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

The Off-Tones

Sorry, not sorry.

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

'Oh no! Weapons of musical destruction!'

I hate karaoke nights.

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

This end up - You idiot.

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'

'It said 'upgrading music library to Glee version.' Was that bad?'

"Mensa group? I thought this was the menses group. That's just great. You people, don't talk to me!"