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"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

The Fall of Gnome

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

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'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Discus accidents.

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Maths Fail

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Water Department Flood

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

This sucks

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

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