Mathematical Mishap Fan Gifts

Maths Fail

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

COVID-19 dime

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Water Department Flood

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

This sucks

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.