Numerical Series Fan T-Shirts

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Is it that bad?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The Da Vinci Cod

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Science Fair Judgements

You're my Venus

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

The polar olympics

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Free Radicals.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.