Harmonic Numbers Fan T-Shirts

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Nostradamus.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Michail Glinka

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Claudio Monteverdi

COVID-19 dime

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Fanny Mendelssohn