Harmonic Numbers Fan T-Shirts

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Nostradamus.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Michail Glinka

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

Claudio Monteverdi

COVID-19 dime

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Fanny Mendelssohn

Christmas Tuba