Harmony Fan T-Shirts

Zither

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"I hate it when we fight."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Musical genres

"I lost the groove."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

No Bruch!

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Heaven

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

When boomerangs argue.

Lion Choir.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A bird tweets along with a musician.